The Fragile Man

The oft-injured and highly touted pitcher of the Toronto Blue Jays, Dustin McGowan, is again hurt. This time with his foot. He is likely headed to the Disabled List with plantar fasciitis, and won't be going north with the club.

On a related note, before his injury, the Blue Jays awarded McGowan with a 2-year contract extension. This was in faith in Dustin McGowan, the man. The man who in the past few years have battled through a torn rotator cuff, Tommy John, and two knee surgeries.

It was questioned whether he would be able to come back to the major league level after all of his injury issues. He pitched for the Jays in 2011 and posted an 0-2 record with a 6.43 ERA. McGowan came into camp this spring as the favoured fifth starter on the Blue Jays' rotation.

Postponed!

Fuck travel. We're going tubing!

Our trip is postponed for a day thanks to the shitstorm that was brought upon us. It's been balmy all year in Goddamilton, we figured it'd be a nice, slip-free drive on the way to Crudbury.

So there you have it, folks. Even Mother Nature does not want us to go anywhere. She knows where our home base is at.



Pitchers and catchers reported for Spring Training this week, so Mother Nature wants you to go to your right and vote for YOUR favourite shitty Blue Jay, or she'll suss you out of the trailer park that you're from!