Fuck travel. We're going tubing!
Our trip is postponed for a day thanks to the shitstorm that was brought upon us. It's been balmy all year in Goddamilton, we figured it'd be a nice, slip-free drive on the way to Crudbury.
So there you have it, folks. Even Mother Nature does not want us to go anywhere. She knows where our home base is at.
Pitchers and catchers reported for Spring Training this week, so Mother Nature wants you to go to your right and vote for YOUR favourite shitty Blue Jay, or she'll suss you out of the trailer park that you're from!
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