Showing posts with label Paypal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paypal. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

The "Buy Me A Scotch!" Button Is Active!

Alright, you rich motherfuckers!  Time to show me some love!

Click on the 'DONATE,' button on the upper right hand corner to buy me my drink of choice, Scotch.

I'm well on my way to becoming that lousy writer that you've become familiar with.  Contributing to my alcoholism will cement that path.

Do it quickly!

I'm thirsty!

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

So, I'm Back On Coffee . . .



So I've been relaxing for a few weeks and had to take a vacation from coffee.

What resulted was what seemed like an eon of lethargy, doubt, and sadness. Of course, the weather didn't help much, either.

For the past couple of weeks, I turned into a bland-eating, green-tea drinking, lump moping around the house. But we did get a lot of things done.

In bullet form:

- took Milo for a couple of pokes to the legs.

- got Chewy poked (HEYO!).

- sent out invites.

- took out a lot of garbage.

- cut the grass.

- revamped our dining room, thanks to IKEA.

- danced to Junior Boys DJ-ing at The Brain.

- have hipsters pull at my mullet at the Brain.

- booked the wedding DJ.

- caught up with some friends.

- had lots of Sushi.

- had plenty of Pho at the 'Dau Bo.

- had tremendous Mexican and booked the place for our rehearsal dinner.

- spent time with the girls.

- started a gift registry.

- got fitted for suits.

- took Chewy for plenty of walks by the water.

- missed Wingfest and the Art Crawl (intentionally! We were beat!).

Anyway, that's enough to keep us occupied at home for a few weeks. Hopefully, in July we just get to relax.

After the coffee deprivation and the bland diet, I'm back to a point where I can tolerate my favourite caffeinated beverage without angry-ing up the blood. Green Tea just makes me want to get into fights and let out some negative energy. It's good and all, but . . . WHERE'S MY COFFEE?!!!

(Click on the Paypal button on your upper right hand side to buy me a coffee, if not out of like, maybe out of pity. It's a buck, seventy-four for an extra large now, so get on it!)